Banana Phone Wireless Bluetooth Mobile Handset
Best for: Those who are attached to their cell phones
“You know that’s a banana, right?”
“Yes.”
“But it’s a banana.”
“I’m aware.”
“You do realize, you’re talking into a banana?”
Welcome to every day for the rest of your giftee’s life—or as long as they continue to enjoy carrying around this banana-shaped wireless phone that actually works as a phone (but not so much as a banana). Pair it with one of these sleeker, more serious tech gifts and you can totally get away with giving this one, too.
